it urks me!

I am sure you have things that people do that drive you NUTS. Yes, of course I do too. Here is the one I am thinking of today:

It URKS me when people gossip, but it is especially annoys me when they pretend not to!!! What am I talking about?
examples:

1.) "oh, I love my church BUT, I can't see why they do worship like that."
2.) "Yes, I love her to death, BUT she is one of the most annoying people I know, she always has to be in control".

UPCHUCK!!! SAVE US ALL!

Don't do this, save yourself, save me...first off : don't gossip, secondly : don't be so self righteous that you are pretending to be nice when saying something horrid. Zip your lips, we all will be happier. (maybe mostly me)